so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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