how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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