This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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