I feel like I'm in dance class right now
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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