Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I think my moral compass just broke
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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