it was like his penis was on wheels.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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