he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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