you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
