You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You can't special order awesome
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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