Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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