Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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