drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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