It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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