His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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