Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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