no. you can't hotbox the world.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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