i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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