I hope mine doesn't look like that
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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