u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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