i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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