We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he puts the penis in happiness.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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