Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
My cat gives me a boner
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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