There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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