think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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