I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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