you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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