That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You can't special order awesome
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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