when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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