so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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