whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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