bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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