Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
