is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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