dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My life is pants optional.
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