you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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