I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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