I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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