physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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