Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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