is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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