: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
