Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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