would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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