I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize
