You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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