You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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