Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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