Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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