Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't think brook has ever known best
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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