Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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