I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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