Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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