Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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