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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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