Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
