you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
it's like heaven, but drunker
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
